I'm sure this article will receive a million Diggs. Digg is very predictable. I am confident that this article will get to the front page, and stay there for at least a week, if not more. These are all hot topics, so start diggin'! And it all starts with a list. So go ahead, click on the Digg It button. You know you want to…stop resisting.

Ok, here is a teaser of the topics discussed in the article.

[drumroll please] 

1. Why we should impeach Bush
2. The new [rumored] Macs
3. Global Warming
4. Windows Sucks
5. The details between the deal between Dell and Ubuntu
6. Someone holding and iPhone
7. a Top Ten of something
8. Jon Stewart + Ron Paul
9. 09:F9:11:02:9D:74:E3:5B:D8:41:56:C5:63:56:88:C0
10. and finally OMG, the funniest picture eva!

1. Why we should impeach Bush

He looks like a chimp in this picture…and that unnecessary war thats going on, the lies, the lives…

2. The new Macs

Are going to look just like a 20'', 22'' and 24'' iPhone. And you can quote me on that latter.

3. Global Warming

Even Ralph Wiggum knows its just getting hotter every year, and the polar ice is melting, sea levels rising.  But hey,  Global warming is just a theory, just like evolution.

4. Windows Sucks

•  "95% Market Share and it still sucks?"
•  "Yep"
•  "Are we that stupid?"
•  "Yep"

• [Dell Marketing Guy #1] "Let preinstall Ubuntu on a couple of systems, get lots of press, and please the geeks"
• [Dell Marketing Guy #2] "But first, let create lots of hype!"
• [Dell Marketing Guy #1] "Awsome!"

8. Jon Stewart + Ron Paul

[youtube:http://youtube.com/watch?v=LVUZn6A7Ujw]

9. The Secret Code:

09:F9:11:02:9D:74:E3:5B:D8:41:56:C5:63:56:88:C0

 I'm sticking it to the man by posting this hex code that, unless you are a hard core programmer and hacker, will not be able to use!

10. OMG LOLCATZ IZ SOOO FUNNY!

[image credit: lolcatz.wordpress.com]